It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
In the future we'll all be gay
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
