they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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