I smell stomach acid.
it was like eating out sand paper
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize