what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
tell me about the eggs
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