so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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