Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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