Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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