Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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