Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
you had me at cake vodka
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Randomize
