she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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