Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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