i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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