I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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