Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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