garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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