doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
