if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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