You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
North Korea, Best Korea!
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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