He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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