Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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