I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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