doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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