At least make sure they are 18
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god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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