yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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