so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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