I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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