we're chasing vodka with high fives
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she pinky promised me she was 18
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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