Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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