he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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