just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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