do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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