Porn is love you can see.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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