i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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