So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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