she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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