they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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