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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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