She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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