Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
What a dumb baby whore.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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