So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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