I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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