Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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