the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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