oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
