the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Rumble strips road head = magical
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Enjoy the penises
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
