Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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