talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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