We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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