I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My liver just had a heart attack.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Randomize
