Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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