It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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