i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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