you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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