i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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