I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
tell me about the fingering
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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