Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Randomize
