She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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